Zero out of zero doesn't count! [at least!! she's driven at least one thing that isn't a spaceship!!!! and almost killed all her passengers then, too, um.
in the meantime!! she huffs and rolls her eyes.] If you wanted to do that, we could have invited my brother along, and he woulda made fun of you for suggesting it. [she has some standards? buuut it's also occurring to her just how liable he is to get distracted and wander off so she holds his hand tighter while she drags him along. this absolutely will not stop him but at least he won't run off without her and get lost.] You'll be fiiiine. It's not that b—Oh, hey, did you hold onto the map?
[admitting that she doesn't know where she's going hasn't slowed her down at all]
crawls out of cardboard box hell
in the meantime!! she huffs and rolls her eyes.] If you wanted to do that, we could have invited my brother along, and he woulda made fun of you for suggesting it. [she has some standards? buuut it's also occurring to her just how liable he is to get distracted and wander off so she holds his hand tighter while she drags him along. this absolutely will not stop him but at least he won't run off without her and get lost.] You'll be fiiiine. It's not that b—Oh, hey, did you hold onto the map?
[admitting that she doesn't know where she's going hasn't slowed her down at all]