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[personal profile] douchemag 2016-09-17 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Let's be real here, Judar's pretty much the equivalent of a space rat anyway. He'd spent about five minutes looking for Clover before he realized that he'd totally forgotten the layout of the ship (or more like deliberately blocked it out of his memory out of sheer spite) and gave up. Eh, she'll probably find him eventually anyway, she has to get hungry at some point right? Surely his sudden ability to worldhop will not come as a shock to her at all.

Luckily he's remembered at least where the lounge is, which is why when Clover draws closer to the kitchen, she'll hear the dulcet tones of Superbass starting up. God he's missed modern technology and music. He's so invested reacquainting himself with the wonders of Nicki Minaj that he's not even keeping an eye on the kitchen door anymore.]
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[personal profile] douchemag 2016-09-20 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[He sure hadn't been paying attention, but at the sound of Clover's voice Judar finally looks up her a cheerful wave and grin like nothing about this scenario is weird or shocking at all. Aside from a change in outfits and the giant sword he's sitting on, it's almost like he never left at all.]

Heeeey, I got bored and came to hang out! You're all outta peaches by the way, you should stock more. [He waves a hand flippantly at her question.] Ehh, I just had to adjust my teleportation spell to account for interdimensional distances. It was easy enough tracking you down after that since I infused the ship with some of my magic before I left.

[Actually no, it was super hard and he definitely accidentally teleported himself into the middle of fucking nowhere more than once, but he's not about to admit to how much effort he went through just so he could possibly go space exploring with Clover again emotions are disgusting.]
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[personal profile] douchemag 2016-09-21 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, 'cause I got hungry? Plus I couldn't remember where all the other rooms were. [aggressively continues to not help at all

He'll go ahead and prove his identity by scoffing at her next question and clearly sulking over her lack of reaction no illusion could possibly match this level of immaturity.]
Obviously it's me, who else would be skilled enough to teleport onto a ship in the middle of space in another fucking universe? [he's just gonna conveniently forget about all the other people who could worldhop way before he could...] Ugh, it took a ton of work figuring out how to get here and I was even nice enough to get you something, you could act more excited to see me!

[didn't he just fucking say thirty seconds ago that tracking the ship down was super easy]
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[personal profile] douchemag 2017-06-02 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[he'd be more insulted if he wasn't so preoccupied with asking himself why everyone is so into mouse worship and how the hell did he let Clover bully him into wearing this stupid hat where did his life go wrong]

What, don't ruin my fun! That's the only reason I agreed to come here at all!

[listen he might have begrudgingly accepted that walt disney somehow stole his look for one of their princesses (and why wouldn't they he looks fabulous), but goddamn if he won't take advantage of it to hand out as many ALADDIN SUCKS posters as possible]
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[personal profile] douchemag 2017-06-03 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, I can fly, the hell do I need to ride a roller coaster for? Are you saying my flying's less exciting than some mouse car going over a couple of hills?! [he is so AFFRONTED right now this is literally the worst he has ever been insulted ever]

I guess. I make no promises if we actually run into one. [he's gonna EGG THEM but no lbr he's really here for the let it go singalong]
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[personal profile] douchemag 2017-06-06 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I offered to fly us around the park! It's not my fault we're gonna be stuck walking. [honestly it is a testament to how much he likes Clover that he actually agreed to wear shoes and walk on the ground like some fucking plebeian

and okay he starts sniggering too because they are both five]
Please! If they really wanted a life-or-death thrill ride in space, they should just ask you for piloting tips.
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[personal profile] douchemag 2017-06-17 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hell, by those rules, I'm a great pilot too. [because nobody in the history of the universe is stupid enough to let him drive anything

also he has even less of an idea of where they're going than she does so he'll just follow while eyeing those lines dubiously]
Only if you pretend to be a disabled kid so we can skip to the front. It's waaaaay too hot to be standing around outside all day doing nothing. [plus with his attention span, he'll probably fly off in the middle of waiting when he sees something shiny and they'll have to start all over again]