[he'd be more insulted if he wasn't so preoccupied with asking himself why everyone is so into mouse worship and how the hell did he let Clover bully him into wearing this stupid hat where did his life go wrong]
What, don't ruin my fun! That's the only reason I agreed to come here at all!
[listen he might have begrudgingly accepted that walt disney somehow stole his look for one of their princesses (and why wouldn't they he looks fabulous), but goddamn if he won't take advantage of it to hand out as many ALADDIN SUCKS posters as possible]
Why can't you just ride roller coasters like a normal person? [There are things to do at Disney that aren't ruin small children's favorite movies why is he like this???] Okay, change of plans. We figure out where the Aladdin cast is and we don't go anywhere near there at all for as long as we're here.
[She's almost definitely been dragged into too many hatewatches of Aladdin to be ready to do this in person???]
Uh, I can fly, the hell do I need to ride a roller coaster for? Are you saying my flying's less exciting than some mouse car going over a couple of hills?! [he is so AFFRONTED right now this is literally the worst he has ever been insulted ever]
I guess. I make no promises if we actually run into one. [he's gonna EGG THEM but no lbr he's really here for the let it go singalong]
[this is the part where she'd make a fuss like, okay well why are we even here!!! if this wasn't at least mostly her idea and like she isn't going to deeply regret that decision come singalong time]
I'd respect that point way more if I wasn't gonna be walking everywhere all day. [yanks him forward!! this is way more effective when she drags him along by his shitty hair instead but she's bullying him best she can with what she's got.] I swear I'm gonna find us a roller coaster that you're not gonna whine about. We could go on the one with the yeti, or the th— [GASP] We could go on Space Mountain. [and she snorts and starts snickering, she thinks she is just so fucking funny]
Hey, I offered to fly us around the park! It's not my fault we're gonna be stuck walking. [honestly it is a testament to how much he likes Clover that he actually agreed to wear shoes and walk on the ground like some fucking plebeian
and okay he starts sniggering too because they are both five] Please! If they really wanted a life-or-death thrill ride in space, they should just ask you for piloting tips.
[eventually, she will give up on the idea of not making a scene and make Judar fly her the rest of the way because living and dying for the aesthetic means making the mistake of wearing heels here, too, but for now, she's still giggling about space jokes.]
I'm a great pilot, no one has ever died in a vehicle I was behind the wheel or steering lever or whatever of.
[she hasn't piloted the ship once since she laid claim to it, Alice has almost definitely established that in the event that she is incapacitated then their backup pilot is Light, what is she talking about]
That settles it, I'm making you go on Space Mountain with me, come on. [tug tug tugs him along, like she has that certain of an idea where she's going, which she doesn't.] We'll find a roller coaster you won't whine about later, but first we're going on this one
Hell, by those rules, I'm a great pilot too. [because nobody in the history of the universe is stupid enough to let him drive anything
also he has even less of an idea of where they're going than she does so he'll just follow while eyeing those lines dubiously] Only if you pretend to be a disabled kid so we can skip to the front. It's waaaaay too hot to be standing around outside all day doing nothing. [plus with his attention span, he'll probably fly off in the middle of waiting when he sees something shiny and they'll have to start all over again]
Zero out of zero doesn't count! [at least!! she's driven at least one thing that isn't a spaceship!!!! and almost killed all her passengers then, too, um.
in the meantime!! she huffs and rolls her eyes.] If you wanted to do that, we could have invited my brother along, and he woulda made fun of you for suggesting it. [she has some standards? buuut it's also occurring to her just how liable he is to get distracted and wander off so she holds his hand tighter while she drags him along. this absolutely will not stop him but at least he won't run off without her and get lost.] You'll be fiiiine. It's not that b—Oh, hey, did you hold onto the map?
[admitting that she doesn't know where she's going hasn't slowed her down at all]
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What, don't ruin my fun! That's the only reason I agreed to come here at all!
[listen he might have begrudgingly accepted that walt disney somehow stole his look for one of their princesses (and why wouldn't they he looks fabulous), but goddamn if he won't take advantage of it to hand out as many ALADDIN SUCKS posters as possible]
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[She's almost definitely been dragged into too many hatewatches of Aladdin to be ready to do this in person???]
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I guess. I make no promises if we actually run into one. [he's gonna EGG THEM but no lbr he's really here for the let it go singalong]
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I'd respect that point way more if I wasn't gonna be walking everywhere all day. [yanks him forward!! this is way more effective when she drags him along by his shitty hair instead but she's bullying him best she can with what she's got.] I swear I'm gonna find us a roller coaster that you're not gonna whine about. We could go on the one with the yeti, or the th— [GASP] We could go on Space Mountain. [and she snorts and starts snickering, she thinks she is just so fucking funny]
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and okay he starts sniggering too because they are both five] Please! If they really wanted a life-or-death thrill ride in space, they should just ask you for piloting tips.
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I'm a great pilot, no one has ever died in a vehicle I was behind the wheel or steering lever or whatever of.
[she hasn't piloted the ship once since she laid claim to it, Alice has almost definitely established that in the event that she is incapacitated then their backup pilot is Light, what is she talking about]
That settles it, I'm making you go on Space Mountain with me, come on. [tug tug tugs him along, like she has that certain of an idea where she's going, which she doesn't.] We'll find a roller coaster you won't whine about later, but first we're going on this one
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also he has even less of an idea of where they're going than she does so he'll just follow while eyeing those lines dubiously] Only if you pretend to be a disabled kid so we can skip to the front. It's waaaaay too hot to be standing around outside all day doing nothing. [plus with his attention span, he'll probably fly off in the middle of waiting when he sees something shiny and they'll have to start all over again]
crawls out of cardboard box hell
in the meantime!! she huffs and rolls her eyes.] If you wanted to do that, we could have invited my brother along, and he woulda made fun of you for suggesting it. [she has some standards? buuut it's also occurring to her just how liable he is to get distracted and wander off so she holds his hand tighter while she drags him along. this absolutely will not stop him but at least he won't run off without her and get lost.] You'll be fiiiine. It's not that b—Oh, hey, did you hold onto the map?
[admitting that she doesn't know where she's going hasn't slowed her down at all]