[A mistake was made in letting Clover borrow Papyrus's racecar bed. A mistake was made in letting Clover anywhere near a racecar. Or a car in general? Why does it drive??? Why is Clover driving it?????
Clover is driving it because road trips are a vital part of being in a place that has roads, and how else are they supposed to check important items off the list of vital surface experiences Clover's been keeping in the meantime? It includes important things like "McDonald's," "beaches," "more glitter polish," and "roller coasters," because Clover's a girl who's got her priorities in order. Not that being underground wasn't and wouldn't have continued to be totally worth it just to stick with Undyne, but Clover missed things like sunlight, and owning things that weren't waterlogged surface garbage, and fast food that doesn't have Mettaton's face on it, and driving. The surface absolutely did not miss Clover's driving.
So anyway here comes the horrible glittery gruesome twosome, running red lights and taking turns way too sharply en route to their latest bout of mischief.]
Pretty sure the city's bigger than, like, the entire underground! [casually hollered over the sound of someone laying on their horn at her wonder why anyone would be doing that] We could probably get lost just, like, looking at things. [don't sound so excited it's already been proven that this isn't enough supervision???]
[Um Clover is definitely the best driver, Undyne sees absolutely nothing wrong with her skills or why everyone else on the road seems to have such a problem with them??? This is exactly how they drive in all of her animes!!
Anyway she's just casually ignoring all the screaming and blaring horns and sirens in the background while she peers at her tourist brochure of Things Humans Do For Fun. (It's manga, the brochure is manga.)]
Size doesn't matter, it's all about the PASSION! The Underground can totally take on any of these human cities when it comes to heart! [what does this even mean no one knows but whatever she's gotta stick up for her homeland even if she does agree that aboveground's way more exciting] And unless you're talking about a human history museum, we gotta do something more exciting than just looking at things!
Oh, yeah, I'm not arguing that. [she says like she has any idea what that's supposed to mean either?? she doesn't she has no clue but Undyne has never in her life been wrong before and therefore this is also correct; it sounds important and so it obviously is.] I'm just saying, there's gonna be a lot to do! Whoops. [casually removes their vehicle from the sidewalk, anyway]
I'm not gonna take you to a history museum, do you think I don't care about you or something? [WHAT DO YOU TAKE HER FOR, SOME KIND OF NERD] Not when you can, like, buy glitter by the bag and see movies and there are places where there's water for, like, ever and omigod, Undyne, I'm gonna get you on a roller coaster if it's the last thing I do. Hold on— [even more casually takes a turn way too hard; she was a menace in an SUV and yet we gave her a fucking racecar.] Anyway, name it and I'll make it happen, 'cause we're gonna do everything.
No way, human history's the best! You guys have got giant robots and magical princesses and DINOSAURS! [why does she say that last one with such a dreamy sigh]
Yeah, let's go do ALL OF THOSE THINGS! That sounds awesome! [give her a second to just casually summon a couple of spears out of the road so she can flatten the tires of the cop car blaring its sirens behind them] Oh, what about that one land I've heard about with the castle and all the princesses? You know, the one run by a giant mouse monster king? Let's go check that out!
[it's disneyland yes I'M MAKING THEM GO TO DISNEYLAND WE'RE DOING THIS]
[DISNEYLAND IS HAPPENING WE'RE DOING IT only it takes Clover a couple of seconds to make the connection, and she is definitely too busy mulling this over to notice or do anything about the police car only avoided by impalement, for god's sake.]
Which monster mouse ki—oh! [and she SLAMS ON THE BRAKES and takes a VERY SHARP TURN on ENTIRELY TOO LITTLE NOTICE] Whew. Can't believe I didn't think of Disney. Can you punch that into the GPS for me? [because the gas pedal is only ever not being pressed at all or it is slammed onto the floor, but using her phone while driving is where she draws the line.]
I can't remember if Disney has dinosaurs but there are definitely magical princesses and robots, and roller coasters and junk food, you're gonna love it! [Nothing in this world is more exciting than spontaneous Disneyland trips, thank goodness they didn't bring anyone with impulse control on their road trip, because part of Clover can be like "this isn't a great idea in that someone else would probably stop us from continuing with it" but most of her is too hyped to care.] Did you get to hear enough about the princesses to pick a favorite? [the most divisive issue of our time. she's gotta make sure Undyne gets to meet her favorite princess before they inevitably set the rest of Disneyland ablaze]
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mauville2016-09-16 01:53 am
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Clover is driving it because road trips are a vital part of being in a place that has roads, and how else are they supposed to check important items off the list of vital surface experiences Clover's been keeping in the meantime? It includes important things like "McDonald's," "beaches," "more glitter polish," and "roller coasters," because Clover's a girl who's got her priorities in order. Not that being underground wasn't and wouldn't have continued to be totally worth it just to stick with Undyne, but Clover missed things like sunlight, and owning things that weren't waterlogged surface garbage, and fast food that doesn't have Mettaton's face on it, and driving. The surface absolutely did not miss Clover's driving.
So anyway here comes the horrible glittery gruesome twosome, running red lights and taking turns way too sharply en route to their latest bout of mischief.]
Pretty sure the city's bigger than, like, the entire underground! [casually hollered over the sound of someone laying on their horn at her wonder why anyone would be doing that] We could probably get lost just, like, looking at things. [don't sound so excited it's already been proven that this isn't enough supervision???]
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Anyway she's just casually ignoring all the screaming and blaring horns and sirens in the background while she peers at her tourist brochure of Things Humans Do For Fun. (It's manga, the brochure is manga.)]
Size doesn't matter, it's all about the PASSION! The Underground can totally take on any of these human cities when it comes to heart! [what does this even mean no one knows but whatever she's gotta stick up for her homeland even if she does agree that aboveground's way more exciting] And unless you're talking about a human history museum, we gotta do something more exciting than just looking at things!
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I'm not gonna take you to a history museum, do you think I don't care about you or something? [WHAT DO YOU TAKE HER FOR, SOME KIND OF NERD] Not when you can, like, buy glitter by the bag and see movies and there are places where there's water for, like, ever and omigod, Undyne, I'm gonna get you on a roller coaster if it's the last thing I do. Hold on— [even more casually takes a turn way too hard; she was a menace in an SUV and yet we gave her a fucking racecar.] Anyway, name it and I'll make it happen, 'cause we're gonna do everything.
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Yeah, let's go do ALL OF THOSE THINGS! That sounds awesome! [give her a second to just casually summon a couple of spears out of the road so she can flatten the tires of the cop car blaring its sirens behind them] Oh, what about that one land I've heard about with the castle and all the princesses? You know, the one run by a giant mouse monster king? Let's go check that out!
[it's disneyland yes I'M MAKING THEM GO TO DISNEYLAND WE'RE DOING THIS]
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Which monster mouse ki—oh! [and she SLAMS ON THE BRAKES and takes a VERY SHARP TURN on ENTIRELY TOO LITTLE NOTICE] Whew. Can't believe I didn't think of Disney. Can you punch that into the GPS for me? [because the gas pedal is only ever not being pressed at all or it is slammed onto the floor, but using her phone while driving is where she draws the line.]
I can't remember if Disney has dinosaurs but there are definitely magical princesses and robots, and roller coasters and junk food, you're gonna love it! [Nothing in this world is more exciting than spontaneous Disneyland trips, thank goodness they didn't bring anyone with impulse control on their road trip, because part of Clover can be like "this isn't a great idea in that someone else would probably stop us from continuing with it" but most of her is too hyped to care.] Did you get to hear enough about the princesses to pick a favorite? [the most divisive issue of our time. she's gotta make sure Undyne gets to meet her favorite princess before they inevitably set the rest of Disneyland ablaze]