No way, human history's the best! You guys have got giant robots and magical princesses and DINOSAURS! [why does she say that last one with such a dreamy sigh]
Yeah, let's go do ALL OF THOSE THINGS! That sounds awesome! [give her a second to just casually summon a couple of spears out of the road so she can flatten the tires of the cop car blaring its sirens behind them] Oh, what about that one land I've heard about with the castle and all the princesses? You know, the one run by a giant mouse monster king? Let's go check that out!
[it's disneyland yes I'M MAKING THEM GO TO DISNEYLAND WE'RE DOING THIS]
[DISNEYLAND IS HAPPENING WE'RE DOING IT only it takes Clover a couple of seconds to make the connection, and she is definitely too busy mulling this over to notice or do anything about the police car only avoided by impalement, for god's sake.]
Which monster mouse ki—oh! [and she SLAMS ON THE BRAKES and takes a VERY SHARP TURN on ENTIRELY TOO LITTLE NOTICE] Whew. Can't believe I didn't think of Disney. Can you punch that into the GPS for me? [because the gas pedal is only ever not being pressed at all or it is slammed onto the floor, but using her phone while driving is where she draws the line.]
I can't remember if Disney has dinosaurs but there are definitely magical princesses and robots, and roller coasters and junk food, you're gonna love it! [Nothing in this world is more exciting than spontaneous Disneyland trips, thank goodness they didn't bring anyone with impulse control on their road trip, because part of Clover can be like "this isn't a great idea in that someone else would probably stop us from continuing with it" but most of her is too hyped to care.] Did you get to hear enough about the princesses to pick a favorite? [the most divisive issue of our time. she's gotta make sure Undyne gets to meet her favorite princess before they inevitably set the rest of Disneyland ablaze]
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Yeah, let's go do ALL OF THOSE THINGS! That sounds awesome! [give her a second to just casually summon a couple of spears out of the road so she can flatten the tires of the cop car blaring its sirens behind them] Oh, what about that one land I've heard about with the castle and all the princesses? You know, the one run by a giant mouse monster king? Let's go check that out!
[it's disneyland yes I'M MAKING THEM GO TO DISNEYLAND WE'RE DOING THIS]
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Which monster mouse ki—oh! [and she SLAMS ON THE BRAKES and takes a VERY SHARP TURN on ENTIRELY TOO LITTLE NOTICE] Whew. Can't believe I didn't think of Disney. Can you punch that into the GPS for me? [because the gas pedal is only ever not being pressed at all or it is slammed onto the floor, but using her phone while driving is where she draws the line.]
I can't remember if Disney has dinosaurs but there are definitely magical princesses and robots, and roller coasters and junk food, you're gonna love it! [Nothing in this world is more exciting than spontaneous Disneyland trips, thank goodness they didn't bring anyone with impulse control on their road trip, because part of Clover can be like "this isn't a great idea in that someone else would probably stop us from continuing with it" but most of her is too hyped to care.] Did you get to hear enough about the princesses to pick a favorite? [the most divisive issue of our time. she's gotta make sure Undyne gets to meet her favorite princess before they inevitably set the rest of Disneyland ablaze]